just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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