would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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