How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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