Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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