Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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