after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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