So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I faked an abortion last night.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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