Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
jump out the window naked night went bad
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