We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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