The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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