Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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