I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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