I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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