We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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