I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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