There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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