i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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