if i died would you start the facebook group?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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