Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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