I think my vagina is haunted
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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