So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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