we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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