i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Let's get the cat blown out
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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