No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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