yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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