You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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