apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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