oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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