OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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