no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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