But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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