doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize