no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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