i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just got carded by a ten year old.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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