So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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