Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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