I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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