allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Blood and glitter go together right?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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