Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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