Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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