I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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