forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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