69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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