I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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