Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's intense
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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