We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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