My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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