Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
sex in a hospital.. check
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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