If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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