How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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